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Lexus engineers decided on a new test for body integrity. They pulled a car into the shop, rolled up the windows, threw a cat in it and closed the doors. They knew that if, in the morning the cat was dead, they had a tight car.
Chrylser engineers heard about this, so they tried the same thing.
In the morning, the cat was gone.
fail
I have used Go-No Go gauges before. If the cat was the Go, I wonder what the No Go was.
When I worked at Huffines Chrysler Jeep Dodge for 6 months this year, there was always a jeep liberty, jeep cherokee, or jeep grand cherokee getting a window regulator/motor/whatever replaced. They should have been recalls.
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
"I kicked her in the face."
heheheh good one.
Here's something else that made me laugh today.
http://www.noob.us/humor/bill-clinton-kills-santa/
Nice one cam76034
More accurate to the truth.Quote:
Originally Posted by tailchaser
NiceQuote:
Originally Posted by black roadster
A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he
notices his friend is very well endowed.
"Damn Paul, you're hung!" Jeff exclaims.
"I wasn't always this impressive; I had to work for it."
"What do you mean?" Jeff asked.
"Well, every day for the past two years I've spent an hour
each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy
but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."
Jeff agrees and the two say good bye.
A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Paul
asks Jeff how his situation was.
Jeff replied, "I did what you said, Paul, but I've actually gotten
smaller! I lost two inches already!"
"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?"
"Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."
"Crisco!!?" Paul exclaimed. "Damm it, Jim, Crisco is shortening!"
MORAL: You gotta follow the recipe!!!