How many drinks does it take to fall off.....
...of a bar stool at 10AM?
In the case of my dear sweet wife ::Curls::, NONE, but she did it anyway. She had accompanied me to Granbury to help clean up after the re-construction. I was in the new bathroom working on the glass blocks and I hear this horrific crash, followed by a loud moan coming from the family room. I ran in to see her on the floor, next to a barstool. Seems as though she was cleaning the ceiling fan and didn't feel like walking twenty feet to get the step ladder when the bar stool was so close....... She said she thought she broke her hand/wrist, which was rapidly growing in size, so we headed off to the emergency room. Turns out it was just a very bad sprain, but they all had a good laugh as I only told them she fell off the bar stool. The most common question was "At 10 in the morning? Was alcohol involved?"
She told me not to post this, so....... ::Naughty:
