WTF? Can someone please translate?

It seems JeFF_MaN has a Miata for sale on Craigslist. Can anyone translate for me?

1991 miata madza zoom zoom - $2500 (rockwall)

127k new motor wheel and rim tire are great, drive good, red , need rear window
plastic need to be redo, some hail damage ajust ride, hard to race to street,shock, towner bar , call me 214 205 1323 and just tune up

Can't be him, he had an 02... maybe he has a brother?

Those pics look like they were taken of a TV. I smell something fishy

This item has been posted by-dealer.

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Originally Posted by Titus

It seems JeFF_MaN has a Miata for sale on Craigslist. Can anyone translate for me?

1991 miata madza zoom zoom - $2500 (rockwall)

127k new motor wheel and rim tire are great, drive good, red , need rear window
plastic need to be redo, some hail damage ajust ride, hard to race to street,shock, towner bar , call me 214 205 1323 and just tune up

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::Teacher: I used to be good at this...

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Originally Posted by Translator

1991 Red Mazda Miata (Zoom Zoom) for Sale, $2500. I'm Rockwall, TX

A new motor was put in the car at 127K miles, the tires and wheels are in great condition. The car drives good, but will need a new rear window and has some hail damage. It has some mods (a shock tower bar). Just give me a call at 214-205-1323 and we can talk.

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It looks like they took the pics through a window. They must have locked their keys inside the building that day.

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Originally Posted by Dave04

::Teacher: I used to be good at this...

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Wow, that's good work!

The ads are no longer up but Yahoo! returned this for the phone #:

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Originally Posted by yahoo.com

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Originally Posted by whitepages.com

(214) 205-1323

Type: Cell PhoneProvider: New Cingular Wireless Pcs, LccLocation: Dallas, TX

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I have a suspicious feeling that English is his second language.

Whats up with those pictures? fishy...

to me the pics look like they were taken through a window to someone's garage...

with the hatching pattern on the first one, it looks to me like he took a picture of a PC monitor (or television set) with the miata images on that. Definitely weird...

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Originally Posted by Dave04

with the hatching pattern on the first one, it looks to me like he took a picture of a PC monitor (or television set) with the miata images on that. Definitely weird...

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Could be, or if the window had a screen on it it would produce the same effect.