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The mitsubishi spyder
sped down the dallas tollway
passing trucks and suvs
and a little cabriolet
along comes mr. state trooper
and pulled 'em to the side
and the mitsubishi spyder
stammered and studdered and sighed...
"it wasnt me that you clocked
doing speeds that you shouldn't oughtta
it was that sexy blue 10 ae
mazda miata!!!
*sigh*
Maybe I should lay off the squishy.....
Bravo! Bravo!
And what is a squishy? Is that what Apu (of the Simpson's fame) sells?
Drink Too Much?
Some Questions
Could you or someone you care about drink too much?
Do you drink alone when you feel angry or sad?
Does your drinking ever make you late for school or work?
Does your drinking worry your family or friends?
Do you ever drink after telling yourself you won't?
Do you ever forget what you did while you were drinking?
Do you ever get headaches or have hangovers after drinking?
Have you started hanging out with heavy drinking friends?
Do your friends use less alcohol than you do?
Do you post bad poetry about Mitsubishis and Mazdas on Internet forums?
Have you ever been in trouble because of your drinking?
Do you ever borrow money or go without things in order to buy alcohol?
Do you feel a sense of power when drinking?
;-)
I have never borrowed money in order to buy alcohol!Quote:
Originally Posted by POS Racing
I've let casual acquaintances buy me drinks, even when I had no intention of buying them one.
Yeah...it is a sugar hyper fit mixed with boredom. no alcohol involvedQuote:
Originally Posted by Walsted
Here here! I'll drink to that!Quote:
Originally Posted by cam76034