No, not those few(?) pounds you've been trying to lose... and your rear is attached so you are ok there...
I picked up a couple of metal detectors over the summer & have been having fun with them.
If you lost a ring or something you need/desire back then just let me know and I can help ya find it.
Let the geek flaming begin... ;)
Oh, and you can't use 'em in Texas State Parks... It's a Class A Misdemenor... If you lost a ring there you are SOL. Corps of Engineers parks are OK.
RJ