An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
Hey, it made me laugh. :mrgreen:
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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.
Hey, it made me laugh. :mrgreen:
LOL
I just told my wife and she stared at me with a confused look on her face.
This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her, 'What did you steal?' She replied, 'A can of peaches.'
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied 6.
The judge then said, 'I will then give you 6 days in jail.'
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, 'What is it?'
The husband said, 'She also stole a can of peas.'
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Originally Posted by altiain
I cannot decide if its a good thing or bad thing that I understood that.
I suck at math... anybody want to explain it? :(
Meh.
Not really along the same line, but I prefer, What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
From Hot Shots.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
A: To get to the other, um, ....
:D
With that particular series in an infinite pattern you will get infinitely close to 2 without ever actually arriving at 2 as each progresive iteration only takes you half the remaining distance.Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMonkey
i.e: 1/1+1/2+1/4+1/8+1/16.....
Super! :clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by cwisenheimer
"A neutron walked into a bar and asked how much for a drink. The bartender replied, "for you, no charge."
An atom goes into a bar and says to the bartender "Did you find an electron in here last night? I lost one".
Bartender says "Are you sure?"
Atom says "Yeah, I'm positive."
Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer are playing a round of golf behind a particularly slow group of golfers. Becoming quite angry and frustrated, they call the ranger over.
The doctor asks, "What the hell is with these guys? They're the slowest golfers I've ever seen!"
The ranger replies, "Oh, they're a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year. As thanks, we let them play for free anytime."
The three golfers fall silent for a moment.
The priest says, "That's very sad. I will say an extra blessing for them at mass tonight."
The doctor adds, "I have a good buddy who's an ophthalmologist. I'll ask if he can do anything for them."
The engineer asks, "Why can't they play at night?"
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Originally Posted by TheChadVIII
That's one of my favorites. :clap:Quote:
Originally Posted by TheChadVIII