jotd #2

A friend of mine said he hooked up with an older woman at a bar the other night. He said she looked pretty good for a 60 year old and imagined she had a pretty hot daughter.
Well, after a few drinks she asked him if he had ever had a "sportsmans double"? He said no, what was that? She said that was a mother, daughter threesome. He told her no as his mind was really wondering how hot her daughter was going to be. After a couple more drinks she proceeded to tell him tonight was his lucky night......Once at her house they walked in, she turned on the hall light and yelled upstairs, Mom, you still awake?

Eeeeeewwwww gives me the hibi jibies just thinking about it