The owner of a golf course was confused about
Paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his
Secretary for some mathematical help. He called
Her into his office and said, 'You graduated from
The University of Tennessee and I need some help.
If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how
Much would you take off?'
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
'Everything but my earrings.'