I found this and could not stop laughing. Enjoy :D
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Autocross
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I found this and could not stop laughing. Enjoy :D
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Autocross
That's classic. Glad someone's updating it.
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e stock: If you don't ever want to have to lift during a run, you'll fit right in here. You should probably move to tennessee if you want to be "fast". Most e stock cars, once deemed suitable for competition, can be found abandoned in a ditch for short periods of time.
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A Street Prepared:
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- If you Google search "Junior Johnson gets his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Junior Johnson pajamas.
- If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Junior Johnson would ever race himself, he'd win. Period.
- Junior Johnson won Super Bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in autocrossing.
- Junior Johnson is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time.
- Junior Johnson played golf against Tiger Woods and won by over 7 seconds. It was an even larger victory in PAX.
---good find, thanks for sharing it.---