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(Richard Hammond voice)
Right. We all know that American television is a dreadfully dull affair- nothing but fast food commercials, reality shows about people's mum dancing or singing and football that isn't really football. So with this in mind, the producers have come up with a challenge:
Make a version of Top Gear that appeals to Americans, but is still quality entertainment.
(cut to James May)
In order to do this, we must somehow combine reviews of automobiles- shot in the traditional Top Gear fashion, naturally- with content and personalities that will appeal to the audience in The Colonies. We must bear in mind however, that the average American has very different tastes and humor than we do, nor do the majority of daft celebrities in America know a lick about cars.
(cut to Jeremy Clarkson)
So we set off on our challenge: To make a new version of a decidedly British television show that would somehow be the same, yet different enough to appeal to Americans.
How hard could it be?