Dallas Cowboy Jokes

In case of a tornado warning, all residents are advised to head directly to Texas Stadium.
Chances of a touchdown there are extremely slim.



The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.




Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys




Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".




Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.


Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.




Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.




Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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This one was my favorite.

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

lmao!

ha ha!!!
being from NJ, I am a long time Giants fan and I love this!!!

GO GIANTS

Those are great !

Here's the latest Cowboy's joke....Wade is history.

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/sports/n...h-Wade-Philips

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Originally Posted by sammm

Here's the latest Cowboy's joke....Wade is history.

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/sports/n...h-Wade-Philips

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Actually, the latest joke was 45-7 at Green Bay.

Wade is indeed history, and that's no joke. ;)

Go Mavs!

Where do I send my resume?

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Where do I send my resume?

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Jerrah's Palace of Under-achievers
Arlington,TX

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Funniest thing I have seen today

Dallas, TX (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree reasonably possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys professional football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

I heard that joke last year, but it was about the seahawks.

I heard that joke back in the 90's with Tom Landry as the head coach.