Trade for beer: Soloflex complete home gym w/attachments
I have a complete Soloflex home gym with all the bands, butterfly attachment, leg attachment, etc that has been on my porch too long. It is in good condition and works great, or it looks like it should work great. As a towel drying rack, tricycle obstruction and tripping hazzard, it is excellent. I have not exercised with it in many moons. I purchased an LA Fitness membership last year and now prefer to not-workout there instead of not-workout at home.
For a 12-pack or two 6-packs of quality beer, you may begin your quest for an Adonis physique today! I'm partial to Revolver Blood and Honey, Velvet Hammer, Magic Hat #9 and Blue Moon. Jack Daniels has been known to find its way into my glass as well. I will help you load it, though that might delay your mass-building ambitions.
Seriously...$20 worth of booze for a real-life 80s icon. No batteries required. Please make it go away.
