Dont have sex at the airport
Last night after seeing a movie, I decided to check out Founders plaza out at dfw. It was fairly late, so not much flight activity. A cop rolled by behind me, just patrolling and came up to what looked like an abandoned car. I didnt pay much attention as a plane was coming in, but after a few minutes I looked over and the officer had a couple out of the car and was talking to them. Considering the back doors were the ones open, I figure he found them in a rather compromising position. Who knows what happened to them, but it probably wasnt good. So, whats the moral of the story you ask? If you are going to make nookey in the backseat, dont do it at a place where they are going to check out any car that looks like it has been abandoned. That has got to be embarrassing.
