Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Ok, another silly time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.

Write a wish.

The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it... (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:

1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.

2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish I had a 30 car garage filled with 30 of my favorite cars.

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Originally Posted by black roadster

Ok, another silly time waster. Saw it on another message board, so I thought it would be nice addition here.

Write a wish.

The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it... (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:

1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.

2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish I had a 30 car garage filled with 30 of my favorite cars.

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But you cant drive them.


I wish I hadnt played this game... :)

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Originally Posted by Majik

But you cant drive them.


I wish I hadnt played this game... :)

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Granted. But now you wish you could play soooo badly it's consuming you.

I wish I could date Meg Ryan.

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Originally Posted by channelmaniac

Granted. But now you wish you could play soooo badly it's consuming you.

I wish I could date Meg Ryan.

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Granted. But now you want a younger version.

I wish I had my two front teeth.

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

I wish I had my two front teeth.

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Granted...
http://dontdip.tamu.edu/htech04/vpsa...ss%20teeth.JPG

I wish everyone could just get along....

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

I wish I had my two front teeth.

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Granted...but the rest of your mouth would still be empty


I wish I could motorboat Anjelina Jolie

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

I wish I had my two front teeth.

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Granted, but now you can't whistle.

I wish BR would forget his MME password. :D

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I wish BR would forget his MME password.

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Granted, but now instead he knows yours.

I wish I got a Christmas bonus for every holiday.

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Originally Posted by TheChadVIII

Granted, but now instead he knows yours.

I wish I got a Christmas bonus for every holiday.

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Granted, but now you have to work all of those holidays.

I wish Bean and CM would finish their Miatas. :D

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Originally Posted by TheChadVIII

I wish I got a Christmas bonus for every holiday.

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Granted....but it's only a 25 cents

I wish Bean would get his car back together

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Originally Posted by Titus

I wish Bean and CM would finish their Miatas. :D

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Granted....but the damn things won't start

I wish Titus would do something more than just post all day

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Originally Posted by Tim the Teacher

Granted....but it's only a 25 cents

I wish Bean would get his car back together

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Echo Echo Echo Echo


He may have started driving fast, but he still types slow.

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Originally Posted by Tim the Teacher

Granted....but the damn things won't start

I wish Titus would do something more than just post all day

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Granted. But you should see what he's doing to your cat in his spare time now.

I wish I had an evil twin.

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

I wish I had an evil twin.

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Granted but you would look like POS!

I wish I could fly

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Originally Posted by Tim the Teacher

Granted but you would look like POS!

I wish I could fly

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Granted. But now you're a bug on a windshield.

I wish I was an electrical genius...

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

Granted. But now you're a bug on a windshield.

I wish I was an electrical genius...

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Granted but now your hair won't lay down

I wish that Magic Markers didn't smell so bad

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

Granted but now your hair won't lay down

I wish that Magic Markers didn't smell so bad

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Granted but now your upper lip smells like poo.

I wish people would appreciate my posts.

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Originally Posted by black roadster

Granted but now your upper lip smells like poo.

I wish people would appreciate my posts.

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Granted but now you won't post a damned thing.

I wish I had BR's acumen at finding ridiculous YouTube videos... ;)

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

Granted but now you won't post a damned thing.

I wish I had BR's acumen at finding ridiculous YouTube videos... ;)

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Granted, but now your posts suck.

I wish I had more time in the day to do everything

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Originally Posted by channelmaniac

Granted, but now your posts suck.

I wish I had more time in the day to do everything

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Granted but now you're unemployed.

I wish people didn't suck.