Blonde joke

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful so she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He
thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to
clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note
asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with
milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits.

Two blonde's met standing on opossite side of the river.

The one blonde yelled over to the other, " how do I get yo the other side?"

The other blonde yell back, "You are on the other side you dumb Blonde!!!"

A Brunnette haired lady walks up to a shephard and asks if she can guess the total amount of sheep he has if she could pick one to have.

Having several hundres sheep, he figures that he has nothing to loose so he says why not.

She gives him the correct answer of 638 sheep.

Dumbfounded, he says go ahead and pick one out and take it home.

After picking the one she wants, the shepard replies, "If I can tell you the correct color of your hair can I have my dog back?"