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Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in woman's breast implants.
The iBreast will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Thanks to Apple, now everyone is happy.
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I heard one of the main problems it that it plays music you don't want to hear. It comes preloaded with the hit single "I got a headache" or "Blah blah blah" and it's a real pain in the a$$ to upload new songs. There are also reports of compatibility issues and interface problems. Also they are fairly fragile and don't stand up well over the span of their lifetime.
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Originally Posted by Nexus Flux
I guess performance sags over time....
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