Originally Posted by
black roadster
I never quite understood why people can't kill themselves with a little pizzazz. Get creative. Suicide by cop is for pussies. Jumping off freeway over passes, bridges and buildings is soooo uninspiring. Guns? Too easy. What about jumping into the Grand Canyon while holding a bunch of helium balloons? As you splat, there is a beautiful release of balloons! Skateboard into a wall of knives. How bad ass is that? Johnny Knoxville wouldn't! Swan dive into shark infested waters wearing a meat suit. Don't forget your GoPro!
