Corrupt a Wish Foundation

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Originally Posted by sammm

Granted but now you're unemployed.

I wish people didn't suck.

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Granted... now everyone blows.

I wish I win the Lotto.

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

Granted... now everyone blows.

I wish I win the Lotto.

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Granted. You'd still never get your car running.

I wish I had an Elise.

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

Granted... now everyone blows.

I wish I win the Lotto.

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Granted.

I wish people would quit sending faxes to my cell phone.

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Originally Posted by MadMonkey

I wish I had an Elise.

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Granted.... but then you let Altiain drive it...

I wish it would snow 3" this weekend.

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Granted.

I wish people would quit sending faxes to my cell phone.

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Granted but now they are sending you spam via IM.

I wish I could drive like Mario Andretti.

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Originally Posted by black roadster

Granted but now they are sending you spam via IM.

I wish I could drive like Mario Andretti.

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Granted... not the racer, Mario Andretti, the hog butcher in Queens.

I wish for whirled peas.

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Originally Posted by Dave04

Granted.... but then you let Altiain drive it...

I wish it would snow 3" this weekend.

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Granted. Now you're stuck at home with no food and die.

I wish I was independantly wealthy.

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Originally Posted by sammm

Granted. Now you're stuck at home with no food and die.

I wish I was independantly wealthy.

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Granted. But you live on an island alone with only your mute servant, Bob, for companionship.

I wish I had a 5 car garage.

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Granted. But you live on an island alone with only your mute servant, Bob, for companionship.

I wish I had a 5 car garage.

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Granted... but you're blind and deaf but yet have a spotless driving record.

I wish I had TC's 5 car garage.

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

Granted... but you're blind and deaf but yet have a spotless driving record.

I wish I had TC's 5 car garage.

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Granted, but you still don't have a whole car to put in it.

I wish I had the suspension kit for my Spec project already.

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Originally Posted by channelmaniac

Granted, but you still don't have a whole car to put in it.

I wish I had the suspension kit for my Spec project already.

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Granted but now you need a shell

I wish I was at home right now.

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Originally Posted by channelmaniac

Granted, but you still don't have a whole car to put in it.

I wish I had the suspension kit for my Spec project already.

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Granted... but we just swapped cars.

I wish Raymond would find me a Joust and/or SpyHunter machine.

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

Granted... but we just swapped cars.

I wish Raymond would find me a Joust and/or SpyHunter machine.

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Granted but your car was hit by a RPG

I wish I could drive without speedlimits.

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

Granted but your car was hit by a RPG

I wish I could drive without speedlimits.

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Granted, but you were just hit by a semi doing 150 mph (and your dead).

I wish for a fish.

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Originally Posted by sammm

Granted, but you were just hit by a semi doing 150 mph (and your dead).

I wish for a fish.

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Granted: But you tried to take a bath with your pirana and he ate you alive.

I wish to be alive again, so I can speed more.

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

Granted: But you tried to take a bath with your pirana and he ate you alive.

I wish to be alive again, so I can speed more.

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Granted, but you ran out of gas, so you're stuck on the side of the road.

I wish my car got better gas mileage.

"I wish to be alive again, so I can speed more"


Granted, but your choice of vehicle would be a wheelchair.

I wish I owned a Ferrarri 599 GTB Fiorano

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I wish I owned a Ferrarri 599 GTB Fiorano

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Granted, but you bought it from a guy who has 25lbs of crack in the trunk and you just got stopped for doing 100mph over...

I wish buffalo wings didn't have nasty after-effects...

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Originally Posted by altiain

Granted, but you ran out of gas, so you're stuck on the side of the road.

I wish my car got better gas mileage.

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Granted... But only because Mazda issued a recall and the fuel cutoff is now 2500 rpm.

I wish stupid people had to put "L" stickers on their cars.

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Originally Posted by black roadster

Granted but now your upper lip smells like poo.

I wish people would appreciate my posts.

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Granted. (Have you seen how many people have gotten in on the fun?)
You now have to figure out a way to top this one.

I wish was Bill Gates rich.