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01-11-2007, 01:14 PM
TheChadVIII

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I wish was Bill Gates rich.

Granted. Vista costs as much as new rims.

I wish it was 5pm.
01-11-2007, 01:16 PM
tailchaser

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Originally Posted by TheChadVIII

Granted, but you bought it from a guy who has 25lbs of crack in the trunk and you just got stopped for doing 100mph over...

I wish buffalo wings didn't have nasty after-effects...

Granted. But the women who serve them still do.

I wish burgers and fries had the same nutritional value as carrots & celery.
01-11-2007, 01:31 PM
sammm

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Granted... But only because Mazda issued a recall and the fuel cutoff is now 2500 rpm.

I wish stupid people had to put "L" stickers on their cars.

Granted, but you moved to Louisiana.

I wish for cheese.
01-11-2007, 01:35 PM
Titus

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Originally Posted by sammm

Granted, but you moved to Louisiana.

I wish for cheese.

Granted. ::Swiss:: ::Fart::

I wish I never have to work a corner with you and your stinky ::Bum:: .
01-11-2007, 01:43 PM
tailchaser

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Originally Posted by Titus

Granted. ::Swiss:: ::Fart::

I wish I never have to work a corner with you and your stinky ::Bum:: .

Granted. Instead you have to work a corner with a Hooters™ Girl.

I wish for more daylight during the winter.
01-11-2007, 01:46 PM
sammm

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Granted. Instead you have to work a corner with a Hooters™ Girl.

I wish for more daylight during the winter.

Granted, you're in Alaska and can only drive the big truck.

I wish for cheaper electric rates.
01-11-2007, 02:17 PM
MadMonkey

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Originally Posted by sammm

Granted, you're in Alaska and can only drive the big truck.

I wish for cheaper electric rates.

Granted. You got your electricity cut off so you don't have to pay a dime.

I wish for someone to help me install all the parts in my garage onto my car.
01-11-2007, 02:24 PM
cone-cerned

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Originally Posted by MadMonkey

I wish for someone to help me install all the parts in my garage onto my car.

Granted, but they are all Hooters girls that have been eating cheese.

I wish I had more time to play.
01-11-2007, 02:40 PM
Magma

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Originally Posted by cone-cerned

I wish I had more time to play.

Granted, you only have legos

I wish for free lap dances
01-11-2007, 02:45 PM
blackzx3_13

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Originally Posted by Magma

Granted, you only have legos

I wish for free lap dances

Granted, but they are from Margret Thatcher

I wish for R-comps for my car.
01-11-2007, 02:51 PM
altiain

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Originally Posted by blackzx3_13

Granted, but they are from Margret Thatcher

I wish for R-comps for my car.

Granted, but they're someone else's four year old castoffs.

I wish Speed Channel showed more WRC.
01-11-2007, 02:55 PM
tailchaser

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Originally Posted by altiain

Granted, but they're someone else's four year old castoffs.

I wish Speed Channel showed more WRC.

Granted, but the only camera is mounted on the steering wheel... pointed at the driver.

I wish I could take some hot laps of Monza in an Audi R10.
01-11-2007, 03:00 PM
Majik

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Granted, but the only camera is mounted on the steering wheel... pointed at the driver.

I wish I could take some hot laps of Monza in an Audi R10.

Granted, but they are in your imagination.

I wish my feet didnt hurt.
01-11-2007, 03:04 PM
MiataMike

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Originally Posted by Majik

Granted, but they are in your imagination.

I wish my feet didnt hurt.

Granted: But they had to amputate at your knees

I wish Hell would Freeze over, so I can win my bet.
01-11-2007, 03:16 PM
black roadster

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

I wish Hell would Freeze over, so I can win my bet.

Granted but several other things happened because Hell froze over like your Grandma hitting on you.

I wish I had it all!
01-11-2007, 03:20 PM
tailchaser

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Originally Posted by black roadster

Granted but several other things happened because Hell froze over like your Grandma hitting on you.

I wish I had it all!

Granted.... For a brief moment, you actually did. And then you hit a UPS truck. While driving a stolen FedEx truck. Full of Hooter's girls who had been eating a lot of cheese.

I wish it were 4:00.
01-11-2007, 03:25 PM
MiataMike

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Granted.... For a brief moment, you actually did. And then you hit a UPS truck. While driving a stolen FedEx truck. Full of Hooter's girls who had been eating a lot of cheese.

I wish it were 4:00.

Granted: But now it is 4:00 forever and you will never make it home

I wish I had an F-16 with lots of missles with a gas tank that never went dry, also with a toilet seat for a chair.
01-11-2007, 03:31 PM
Nexus Flux

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

Granted: But now it is 4:00 forever and you will never make it home

I wish I had an F-16 with lots of missles with a gas tank that never went dry, also with a toilet seat for a chair.

Granted, but it's burried in the middle of the Sahara.

I wish we had a actually competent government that served the people instead of serving themselves.
01-11-2007, 03:32 PM
MiataMike

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Originally Posted by Nexus Flux

Granted, but it's burried in the middle of the Sahara.

I wish we had a actually competent government that served the people instead of serving themselves.

Granted but now you live in Mexico

I wish for world hunger
01-11-2007, 03:35 PM
tailchaser

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

Granted but now you live in Mexico

I wish for world hunger

Granted... But now there are several billion people that think you look tasty.

I wish people would respect my wishes of keeping politics and religion out of topics on this board... :-)
01-11-2007, 03:40 PM
black roadster

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

I wish people would respect my wishes of keeping politics and religion out of topics on this board... :-)

Granted but now we are all going to talk about your Mom.

I wish we would talk more about TC's Mom. ::Clown::
01-11-2007, 03:49 PM
Majik

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Originally Posted by black roadster

Granted but now we are all going to talk about your Mom.

I wish we would talk more about TC's Mom. ::Clown::

Granted, but now you are his mom.

I wish TC's mom didnt have smelly fingers.
01-11-2007, 03:59 PM
Treibenschnell

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Originally Posted by Majik

Granted, but now you are his mom.

I wish TC's mom didnt have smelly fingers.

Granted... but now she's got her fingers in your pie.

I wish I had a pie.
01-11-2007, 04:04 PM
MiataMike

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

Granted... but now she's got her fingers in your pie.

I wish I had a pie.

Granted: But its a little debbies pecan pie

I wish my ride would of answered the #%*# phone so I could of left at 4 today instead of 5 (car should be done tomorrow, FINALY)
01-11-2007, 04:06 PM
Treibenschnell

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

Granted: But its a little debbies pecan pie

I wish my ride would of answered the #%*# phone so I could of left at 4 today instead of 5 (car should be done tomorrow, FINALY)

Granted... but your ride now is a DART bus... and it just passed.

I wish TC would come up with a decent pheasant recipe.
01-11-2007, 04:07 PM
boisking

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

Granted: But its a little debbies pecan pie

I wish my ride would of answered the #%*# phone so I could of left at 4 today instead of 5 (car should be done tomorrow, FINALY)

granted, but TC's mom wouldn't take you straight home.

I wish I had a shifter kart.
01-11-2007, 05:52 PM
tailchaser

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Originally Posted by Treibenschnell

Granted... but your ride now is a DART bus... and it just passed.

I wish TC would come up with a decent pheasant recipe.

Granted... But... Step 1 is to age the pheasant for 3 weeks in an old barn.

I wish I would stop reading this thread...
01-11-2007, 05:56 PM
Majik

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Granted... But... Step 1 is to age the pheasant for 3 weeks in an old barn.

I wish I would stop reading this thread...

Granted, but you have to read a different Black Roadster thread.

I wish I didnt have to cook tonight.
01-11-2007, 06:49 PM
MiataMike

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Originally Posted by Majik

Granted, but you have to read a different Black Roadster thread.

I wish I didnt have to cook tonight.

granted: but now you have food poisoning from eating uncooked chicken

I wish that old people weren't allowed to drive
01-11-2007, 06:55 PM
blackzx3_13

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

granted: but now you have food poisoning from eating uncooked chicken

I wish that old people weren't allowed to drive

Granted, but now Onething is riding the bus over to hit you with his cane

I wish I was done with college.
01-11-2007, 07:29 PM
general default

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Granted... But now there are several billion people that think you look tasty.

I wish people would respect my wishes of keeping politics and religion out of topics on this board... :-)

I wish Miatamaniac92 and the other military personnel could come home for once and for all by this weekend. :clap:
01-11-2007, 07:35 PM
altiain

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Originally Posted by blackzx3_13

Granted, but now Onething is riding the bus over to hit you with his cane

I wish I was done with college.

Granted, but you flunked out and now you're working at McDonald's.

I wish it were the weekend already.
01-11-2007, 07:42 PM
Sharpie

Your wish is granted, but you're so busy you wish it was Monday again.

I wish I hadn't seen this exact thread on 3 forums today.
01-11-2007, 07:50 PM
altiain

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Originally Posted by Sharpie

Your wish is granted, but you're so busy you wish it was Monday again.

I wish I hadn't seen this exact thread on 3 forums today.

Granted, but your internet connection crapped out.

I wish my neighbor's dog would shut the hell up.
01-11-2007, 08:16 PM
MiataMike

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Originally Posted by altiain

Granted, but your internet connection crapped out.

I wish my neighbor's dog would shut the hell up.

Your wish is granted, The next weekend your other Vietnemese neighbor invites you for a cookout.

I wish I hadn't of had to be the one to say that.
01-11-2007, 08:55 PM
channelmaniac

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Originally Posted by general default

I wish Miatamaniac92 and the other military personnel could come home for once and for all by this weekend. :clap:

Granted. But they are all staying at your house.

I wish General Default would read the directions and answer TC's wish before creating his own.
01-12-2007, 12:16 AM
black roadster

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Originally Posted by channelmaniac

Granted. But they are all staying at your house.

I wish General Default would read the directions and answer TC's wish before creating his own.

Granted but then he has another brain fart and starts discussing politics and religion.

I wish I could travel the world.
01-12-2007, 08:28 AM
Titus

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Originally Posted by black roadster

Granted but then he has another brain fart and starts discussing politics and religion.

I wish I could travel the world.

Granted, but you have to do it all on Onething's Lark.

http://www.electropedicbeds.com/espree.jpg

I wish one of the mods would lock this thread.
01-12-2007, 08:45 AM
black roadster

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Originally Posted by Titus

I wish one of the mods would lock this thread.

Granted but then another Mod unlocked it and changed your title to "whiney bitch".

I wish I had a donut.
01-12-2007, 08:52 AM
sammm

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Originally Posted by some schmuck

I wish this was over.

Granted! ::lock::

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