Corrupt a Wish Foundation

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I wish was Bill Gates rich.

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Granted. Vista costs as much as new rims.

I wish it was 5pm.

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Originally Posted by TheChadVIII

Granted, but you bought it from a guy who has 25lbs of crack in the trunk and you just got stopped for doing 100mph over...

I wish buffalo wings didn't have nasty after-effects...

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Granted. But the women who serve them still do.

I wish burgers and fries had the same nutritional value as carrots & celery.

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Granted... But only because Mazda issued a recall and the fuel cutoff is now 2500 rpm.

I wish stupid people had to put "L" stickers on their cars.

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Granted, but you moved to Louisiana.

I wish for cheese.

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Originally Posted by sammm

Granted, but you moved to Louisiana.

I wish for cheese.

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Granted. ::Swiss:: ::Fart::

I wish I never have to work a corner with you and your stinky ::Bum:: .

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Originally Posted by Titus

Granted. ::Swiss:: ::Fart::

I wish I never have to work a corner with you and your stinky ::Bum:: .

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Granted. Instead you have to work a corner with a Hooters™ Girl.

I wish for more daylight during the winter.

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Granted. Instead you have to work a corner with a Hooters™ Girl.

I wish for more daylight during the winter.

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Granted, you're in Alaska and can only drive the big truck.

I wish for cheaper electric rates.

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Originally Posted by sammm

Granted, you're in Alaska and can only drive the big truck.

I wish for cheaper electric rates.

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Granted. You got your electricity cut off so you don't have to pay a dime.

I wish for someone to help me install all the parts in my garage onto my car.

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Originally Posted by MadMonkey

I wish for someone to help me install all the parts in my garage onto my car.

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Granted, but they are all Hooters girls that have been eating cheese.

I wish I had more time to play.

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Originally Posted by cone-cerned

I wish I had more time to play.

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Granted, you only have legos

I wish for free lap dances

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Originally Posted by Magma

Granted, you only have legos

I wish for free lap dances

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Granted, but they are from Margret Thatcher

I wish for R-comps for my car.

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Originally Posted by blackzx3_13

Granted, but they are from Margret Thatcher

I wish for R-comps for my car.

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Granted, but they're someone else's four year old castoffs.

I wish Speed Channel showed more WRC.

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Originally Posted by altiain

Granted, but they're someone else's four year old castoffs.

I wish Speed Channel showed more WRC.

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Granted, but the only camera is mounted on the steering wheel... pointed at the driver.

I wish I could take some hot laps of Monza in an Audi R10.

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Granted, but the only camera is mounted on the steering wheel... pointed at the driver.

I wish I could take some hot laps of Monza in an Audi R10.

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Granted, but they are in your imagination.

I wish my feet didnt hurt.

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Originally Posted by Majik

Granted, but they are in your imagination.

I wish my feet didnt hurt.

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Granted: But they had to amputate at your knees

I wish Hell would Freeze over, so I can win my bet.

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

I wish Hell would Freeze over, so I can win my bet.

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Granted but several other things happened because Hell froze over like your Grandma hitting on you.

I wish I had it all!

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Originally Posted by black roadster

Granted but several other things happened because Hell froze over like your Grandma hitting on you.

I wish I had it all!

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Granted.... For a brief moment, you actually did. And then you hit a UPS truck. While driving a stolen FedEx truck. Full of Hooter's girls who had been eating a lot of cheese.

I wish it were 4:00.

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Originally Posted by tailchaser

Granted.... For a brief moment, you actually did. And then you hit a UPS truck. While driving a stolen FedEx truck. Full of Hooter's girls who had been eating a lot of cheese.

I wish it were 4:00.

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Granted: But now it is 4:00 forever and you will never make it home

I wish I had an F-16 with lots of missles with a gas tank that never went dry, also with a toilet seat for a chair.

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

Granted: But now it is 4:00 forever and you will never make it home

I wish I had an F-16 with lots of missles with a gas tank that never went dry, also with a toilet seat for a chair.

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Granted, but it's burried in the middle of the Sahara.

I wish we had a actually competent government that served the people instead of serving themselves.

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Originally Posted by Nexus Flux

Granted, but it's burried in the middle of the Sahara.

I wish we had a actually competent government that served the people instead of serving themselves.

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Granted but now you live in Mexico

I wish for world hunger

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Originally Posted by MiataMike

Granted but now you live in Mexico

I wish for world hunger

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Granted... But now there are several billion people that think you look tasty.

I wish people would respect my wishes of keeping politics and religion out of topics on this board... :-)