Yea but people like the General..... Just sayin.... ;-)
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Dibs on Barney!::db2::
jrj512 when did you get the van??
http://images.thesamba.com/vw/gallery/pix/1527218.jpg
^You need a better pr0n site.
That's big dick bee.
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. "We know it's late, sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the Mounties.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me the bad news first."
The second Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.
Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 6 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 12 good-size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news???"
The Mountie answered, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow".
OZMDD was this you??
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...psj2t3b4zm.jpg
Pottstown... Hee hee
Stance before & after...
https://i.imgur.com/saCNhu2.jpg
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https://i.imgur.com/I5JJlU0.jpg
The last pics are from the same car, just after a paint job.
Stupid is as stupid does.......
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KenO was at Home Depot....
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At least the GoPro survived. ::Drive2::
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3nSOKdTWuQ
^LOL!
Earlier in the week, I visited my dentist’s office to have my teeth cleaned. It was successful. When I was paying out, the receptionist complained that someone had stolen two pens from the pen holder on the counter. I said to her, ”I’m writing you a check for $175 for less that an hour’s work, and you are complaining about the loss of two pens?” She gave me one of those looks as she placed more pens in the holder. I noticed that the pens she was putting out had “First State Bank” printed on them.
If I just had an NA
http://thegarage.jalopnik.com/genius...ght-1789684881
Well, I'm at the emergency room https://www.facebook.com/images/emoj...1/16/1f629.png😩
Today was not a good day. I decided to go horse riding, something I haven't done in many years. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then we went a little faster; before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn't stop.
Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn't attempt to ride the Elephant.
Ok who's is this awesomeness?
https://i.imgur.com/RA5LK8x.jpg
(Image spotted randomly on teh interwebs)
It's at a distillery, so that explains a lot!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...psajnzsmvc.jpg
Saw this guy this morning. Literally duck taped his sway bar together. I mean I guess it keeps it from dragging the ground, but...
Keeping the cones warm for next season.
https://m.imgur.com/y511TLh?r
This one is closer. Hell of a deal too...
https://dallas.craigslist.org/sdf/cto/5986414350.html
2007 BMW 550, NEEDS WORK - $3450 (Waco)
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