First air horn blast today!
So I'm easing out of my neighborhood, and there's a park nearby where all the little-leaguers play soccer and baseball in the spring/summer. This time of year, all traffic rules go out the window and the street becomes a congested soccer-mom gauntlet. I'm driving behind this lady in a brand new Range Rover when she decides to pull up to a stop in the middle of the road. Hmmm... So then she rolls up and starts nosing her POS Lucas-wired chunk of aluminium into a too-small parallel parking spot, at which point I start around her. As I ease past, she realizes that her parking effort is a COMPLETE FAILURE, so she cuts left and almost takes out my right front fender. But with a quick cut to my left, and one prolonged 140dB trumpet to announce my presence, I thwarted the lazy slut with the cell phone on her face! I smiled and waved as I rolled by...
...in return I got a pitiful Lucas horn toot and a nice view of her bejeweled finger as she yelled dirty things through her double-insulated window! YESSSS!!!
Best $50 I ever spent. ::Banana::