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Who said "Never run out of real estate, traction and ideas at the same time."?
OK... can somebody go ahead and ban this domophilip guy? Like, RIGHT NOW?
What'd the rest of us miss?
Domo Arigato Mr Roboto?
Former Ranger pitcher reacts to news from North Korea...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrdW9Wa8Puc
Pakistanis have gay fornicational activities in the tent next to me!
A couple nights ago, I was out for drinks with a couple friends at Hooters and I had a few too many Shiners. Knowing full well that I was probably a little over the legal limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a taxi home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block. Because it was a taxi, it was waved right through. I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a taxi before and I am not sure where I got it from.
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Now that right there is funny!
I laughed.
I hate texting with my wife. Without hearing the tone of her voice, I have no idea if "Nevermind" means nevermind, or that I am screwed.
How long have you been married? Eventually you'll learn 'Nevermind' never means nevermind.
18 years. I usually have a good pulse on it, but about a month ago, I miss read a text. She had texted "Nevermind, Just forget about it". I figured I was in trouble, so I did a bunch of house cleaning as soon as I was off work. She got home and asked What I had done. I told here I could tell from the text that I was in the dog house and was getting a jump on getting out. She said "What text?". It turns out she really meant nevermind. Now I question my judgement with every ambiguous text. :punchout:
The original video is much better with sound. I would hardly call it random crap either.
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Found this on Faceplant thank Squid! ;-)