GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN 
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half 
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well 
developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. 
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently
aging; but still warm and a desirable place to visit. 
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain,
with a glorious and all conquering past. 
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost 
some wars, won some great battles but haunted by past 
mistakes, still very strong and proud. 
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide
and borders are now largely un-patrolled. 
After 70, she becomes Tibet .. Off the beaten path, 
with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the 
ages...still desirable but only those with an 
adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual 
knowledge and true love dare visit there. 
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN 
Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a dick.