Free Monkey? WTF???

[black roadster]

Craigslist is weird. I saw this in the "free" section. No I wasn't searching for monkeys.


Free Monkey

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2008-02-10, 11:12PM CST


Free Two year old Monkey. To a good home, he is our little buddy. His name is Spanky. He does a few tricks, We are having to move overseas and can't take him with us. Would prefer him to go to a home with children or an elderly couple. He is alot of fun. He will keep you in stitches.

We are leaving at the end of the Feb. So the sooner we find him a new home the better.

Call 512-825-3485 or 281-300-6005
We have out of town numbers but we are here Dallas

• Location: Dallas
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 570005561

[black roadster]

...and this dude is scary!

He can't even get his picture oriented correctly.


free theraputic massage

Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-02-10, 11:26PM CST


To introduce you to me and my services. You will need to pay my actual gas cost if I come to you with massage chair or table. And will need to pay the office visit that I have to pay of 10 if you come to doctors office on North Main. I graduated from Noth Texas School of Sweedish Massage and am certified in chair massage and reflexology. I can do deep tissue and work hard to releive you of any aches or pains. 817-937-1991

• Location: cleburne tx.
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 570011283


He also does home repairs!

repairs and household fix up

Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-02-10, 11:27PM CST


I do painting, plumbing repairs, reflexology certified, yard work and can pick up and deliver. I will do work for free you just need to pay gas if you are a widow .sincerely in need.817-937-1991 By the way this was inspired by my visit to eastern heights church today so take advantage of this offer as it is not my normal behavior. I have no felonies but do have ADD.

• Location: cleburne, tx
• it's ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 570003979

[black roadster]

I'm beginning to think nothing good is free and maybe I should skip the free section on CL.

[Majik]

I have no felonies, but do have ADD. That sounds like several here.

[MX-5EE]

Uhmmm, no. My father's family had a monkey when he was a kid. From Grandpa's description, I would NEVER want a monkey as a pet.

Sorta like Sugar Gliders. They are cute but it seems everyone I know who gets one gives it away pretty soon after.

[trickyrix]

The "massage" guy looks like he's sitting in a Shakey's Pizza...

[juxt3r]

The "massage" guy looks like he's sitting in a Shakey's Pizza...

Isn't that where the massage therapist/general handyman types hang out these days?

[Mathews2004]

There is no such thing as a free monkey.

[Treibenschnell]

He will keep you in stitches.

...and bandages... and numerous other hospital accoutrement.

Plus that's not including the shots, pills, and balms.

[Titus]

Can he be trained to pick up cones?

[MadMonkey]

Can he be trained to pick up cones?

We've already got one to do that

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