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After a relaxing bath... Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself,
nude in a mirror. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose
weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
"God... If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," She prayed.
And just like that... her ears fell off.
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'94 Black & Black & Tan
'99 head swap, JR header, TDR intake & header blanket, MegaSquirt, RB hollow bar, Tein Flex, 15x8 6ULs, HD M2 Sport, FM cat, Borla cat-back, black '95M interior, MOMO Zebrano, IL Motorsport console...
Dyno Days
8/16/08 (bone stock): 103.1 hp/99.0 lb-ft - Dynojet
8/23/08 (Borla cat-back): 108.2 hp/104.1 lb-ft - Dynojet
8/13/11 (more stuff...): 126 hp/116 lb-ft - Mustang dyno
Roger Moore: the Danny White of James Bonds