Reply With QuoteShe couldn't get her clothes out of the car?
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A man and a woman were dating.
She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that
he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked. One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits.
"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game.
For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I"ll remove one piece of clothing.
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.
He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.
At 60 off came the pants.
At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck.
"Go to the road and get hlep," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.
"You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for help.
Along came a truck driver.
Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.
"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies,
"Ma'am, if he's in that far,
I'm afraid he's a goner!"
She couldn't get her clothes out of the car?
09 Lexus RX350
.... no Miata
Leave it to Joel to try and put clothes back on the naked chick.
Originally Posted by Titus
09 Lexus RX350
.... no Miata
LMAO... a funny joke made funnier by the response...
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Roger Moore: the Danny White of James Bonds
A man is on a date with a woman who tells him she can determine all she needs to know about a man by how he unlocks the door.
If he fumbles with his keys and had trouble getting the key into the keyhole, it means one thing.
If he smoothly executes the motions to unlock his door without flaw, it means another.
She then asks how his lock operating skills are. The man replies to the woman with "I lick the lock first".
1994 R-package - gone, but not forgotten.
1966 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ40. Restification in progress. or should I say De-RUSTification in progress?
1984 Honda VF1100S. V4 Fury!
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