Funny except that part about C-Stock and CSP...
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Autocross

Samples:
B Stock: This is one of the more confusing of the stock classes... Nobody thats ever driven a Mazda RX-8 can possibly understand A) How a car with 14.77 ft/lbs. of torque can be that much faster than the 350z, B) Why nobody can beat that Isley guy and C) How they convince their tire guy to spend an entire workweek mounting those Kumhos
A Street Prepared: If you Google search "Junior Johnson gets his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen. - Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Junior Johnson pajamas. - If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Junior Johnson would ever race himself, he'd win. Period. - Junior Johnson won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in autocrossing. - Junior Johnson is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder at the same time. - Junior Johnson played golf against Tiger Woods and won by over 7 seconds. It was an even larger victory in PAX.