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    Evidentily the new Cobalt SS has reverse induction turbos!


    http://cobaltss.net/forums/showthread.php?t=118899
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    Troll maybe? That's funny.
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    Gotta love stupidity...

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    Spun my old VW bug once and the engine turned backwards for a while. You wouldn't believe how flooded it was. Cranked until the battery died then had to push it a dang mile. Had dual Webbers so the flooding was twice as bad!
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    I haven't read past page 1, but as Harlan Ellison said, “The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.”

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    Later in the thread the original poster seems to indicate that he wasn't serious, I think it was somewhere between pages 4 and 8, but not exactly sure where.
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    After a 3 page ball busting I would've said I was joking too.
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    wow.

    Showed this to my girlfriend, and even she asked if he was kidding...

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    So CosmosMpower is surfing the Cobalt SS pages?? Looking to upgrade from the Lotus??

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    Quote Originally Posted by POS Racing View Post
    So CosmosMpower is surfing the Cobalt SS pages?? Looking to upgrade from the Lotus??
    Actually saw it on bimmerforums off-topic section. I go there for shits and giggles when the local crazies here are actually working at their jobs instead of entertaining me

    Although on the S2000 board someone did bring up the specs on the new Cobalt SS. 260 hp 260 tq, launch control, flat foot shifting. Some pretty neat gizmos. If I could tolerate FWD I'd be in a R56 Mini S right now.
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