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    Default Man urinates on dog after owner spurns sex

    and gets cited for criminal damage to property!

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...le=1&catnum=-1

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    So he peed on her dog because her was off-limits, eh? A picture would be worth about a million words in this case.

    Too much Schlitz involved, I'm sure...





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    Quote Originally Posted by trickyrix View Post
    So he peed on her dog because her was off-limits, eh? A picture would be worth about a million words in this case.

    Something funny happened a few weeks ago which, unfortunately, was not videotaped.

    I was out standing in my field, (the one you've been to) killing fireants with some carefully aimed recycled Budweiser. I knew my dog had wandered over next to me but wasn't paying attention, at least until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. I looked down and he had learned a new trick, hiking his leg next to mine. In the confusion of yelling and kicking him away I then managed to pee on myself.

    Good thing there's no neighbors nearby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cam76034 View Post
    Something funny happened a few weeks ago which, unfortunately, was not videotaped.

    I was out standing in my field, (the one you've been to) killing fireants with some carefully aimed recycled Budweiser. I knew my dog had wandered over next to me but wasn't paying attention, at least until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. I looked down and he had learned a new trick, hiking his leg next to mine. In the confusion of yelling and kicking him away I then managed to pee on myself.

    Good thing there's no neighbors nearby.


    Maybe you could teach your dog to make friends with unwanted guests and then just unload on their legs. He could be your tresspisser.
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    '99 head swap, JR header, TDR intake & header blanket, MegaSquirt, RB hollow bar, Tein Flex, 15x8 6ULs, HD M2 Sport, FM cat, Borla cat-back, black '95M interior, MOMO Zebrano, IL Motorsport console...

    Dyno Days
    8/16/08 (bone stock): 103.1 hp/99.0 lb-ft - Dynojet
    8/23/08 (Borla cat-back): 108.2 hp/104.1 lb-ft - Dynojet
    8/13/11 (more stuff...): 126 hp/116 lb-ft - Mustang dyno

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