This is a copy of an old Christmas Radio bit by Bill Moen. Bill was the morning man for KABL in San Francisco for 40 years. When they changed formats in the early 90's, he retired to a house on the same lake my parents live on. I was working at the local small town radio station at the time, and the owner convinced him to do a 2 hour show once a week on our station in exchange for free golf memberships at the local golf clubs, and a few other perks. I had the honor of producing the show for about 6 months. He would do the recipe (and several other bits) as part of his Christmas show each year.
Here is a recording of him reading the recipe.