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    Default You were convicted of murder...

    All of your appeals have been exhausted, and your execution is tomorrow.

    What's your last meal?

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    A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    All of your appeals have been exhausted, and your execution is tomorrow.

    What's your last meal?
    You aren't going to turn this in to yet another poll of the day?
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    Cyanide.

    You can't fire me, I quit.

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    All you can eat at Golden Corral. Because by my definition, I would be there for many years!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave04 View Post
    You aren't going to turn this in to yet another poll of the day?
    Congratulations! You win the prize... I had decided to see how long it took for someone to bitch about the poll of the day. I was really worried that I was going to began having a hard time coming up with things to annoy you. I am glad it only took 3 days.


    But no, this has nothing to do with the polls.

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    By the way, you guys suck. Here is how its done:

    2 cans of Dr Pepper
    2 cans of Mountian Dew Code Red
    1 bowl of Mom's linguica chili
    1 plate of Hooter's 3-Mile Buffalo Shrimp
    1 plate of bacon wrapped scallops
    2 lobster tails with a cup of scampi style garlic butter
    1 teriaki glazed salmon fillet with a cup of sticky rice
    1 whole NY Cheesecake, flown in fresh that day w/ 2 glasses of water

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    By the way, you guys suck. Here is how its done:

    2 cans of Dr Pepper
    2 cans of Mountian Dew Code Red
    1 bowl of Mom's linguica chili
    1 plate of Hooter's 3-Mile Buffalo Shrimp
    1 plate of bacon wrapped scallops
    2 lobster tails with a cup of scampi style garlic butter
    1 teriaki glazed salmon fillet with a cup of sticky rice
    1 whole NY Cheesecake, flown in fresh that day w/ 2 glasses of water
    That'll certainly make a mess when you crap your last load on Ol' Sparky...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus View Post
    I had decided to see how long it took for someone to bitch about the poll of the day.

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    Pretty much my fav meal at Mortons.

    I would start with the crab cake app, then on to a medium NY Strip with asparagus and hash browns. Dessert is a Grand Marnier soufflé with extra topping. Unsweetened ice tea with Sweet and Low.

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    Quote Originally Posted by creek View Post
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    I'd want 30 espresso shots and a bowl of ice cream.

    That'd be enough caffiene in me to make it hard to put me down.
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    Good call Creek, but i'm going to take that thinking a little further.

    72 virgins of legal age, hey i might as well have them here, as there is no guarantee i'm gettin them after the execution. Why put off something you could do today till tommorow.

    Followed by my mom's pierogies, gulasz, leczo, zawiance, and just about anything else she can cook. And that's a bunch of awesome tasting stuff considring she's been cooking since she was 10.

    Then top that off with about 5 cc of liquid valium and about 50 cc of adrenaline or atropene, whatever.
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    You could die of old age in prison while somebody looked for 72 virgins of legal age. Unless you are thinking about the Dungeons and Dragons club.
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    My point exactly
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    Quote Originally Posted by creek View Post
    You could die of old age in prison while somebody looked for 72 virgins of legal age.
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