I'd love to join you, but I'm out of tires and money.
Step 1 on the safety inspection is to do it yourself. Make sure you'll pass before you get it done, in other words.
I don't know about shops on your side of the world, but the Firestone in Garland(?) on Campbell Road east of 75 used to be willing to do it for $25. That shop also has an excellent alignment technician (James) if you're in need of one.
A bunch of us have driven at MSR. It's a great track. A bunch of us have had off track excursions at MSR with highly uneventful results.