Reply With QuoteI have a buddy who's "baby's momma" is from a family who would not TAKE a job if you offered it to them. We know this because his father tried. They've been on welfare since 1979 from what he was able to dig up. 7 kids and counting...
Bad Joke of the day...
The Welfare Check
A democrat walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE Drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy republican who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'
The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well ... . You started it.
Blah blah blah!
I have a buddy who's "baby's momma" is from a family who would not TAKE a job if you offered it to them. We know this because his father tried. They've been on welfare since 1979 from what he was able to dig up. 7 kids and counting...
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Jobs don't bother me.
But the idea of having sex with a Republican positively makes my skin crawl. Yelch!
Oh, well I've got two sevens, and two sevens beats a frush.
Bah!Originally Posted by Dudley Dawson
When you get to know them they have some really interesting fetishes! They just don't want their fellow Republicans (or the media!) to know about them.
It's like Baptists who drink.
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You know how to tell the difference between Catholics and Baptists right? The Catholics will say "hello" to you in the liquor store...It's like Baptists who drink.
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That is pretty good. About sums up that side of the aisle....
The ones I know are pretty much just like me. They like women, especially the pretty ones.Bah!
When you get to know them they have some really interesting fetishes! They just don't want their fellow Republicans (or the media!) to know about them.
It's like Baptists who drink.
I guess that would be considered deviant behavior to the folks who taught a nation what teabagging really means and consider Barney Frank a leader.
Last edited by cam76034; 08-21-2009 at 06:28 AM.
Mmm, drinking, fetishes, and franks.
Y'know, I think you may be on to something. They're already crawling out of the woodwork to proclaim how normal they are, and casting aspersions on the other party to deflect attention from themselves. That's pretty much standard procedure when they get caught doing ... anything, really.Bah!
When you get to know them they have some really interesting fetishes! They just don't want their fellow Republicans (or the media!) to know about them.
It's like Baptists who drink.
Oh, well I've got two sevens, and two sevens beats a frush.
Aye, you might do yourself a favor and read Saul Alinsky's Rules for Radicals. I think it is the standard bearer for your party.
Who says I have a party?
Oh, well I've got two sevens, and two sevens beats a frush.
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