J.o.t.d.

[MiataMike]

The owner of a golf course was confused about



Paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his



Secretary for some mathematical help. He called



Her into his office and said, 'You graduated from



The University of Tennessee and I need some help.



If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how



Much would you take off?'

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,



'Everything but my earrings.'

[MadMerv]

NOw that's an idea!!!!!!!

[BAM!]

bravo!