Now how to use it to get out of a ticket...
Seriously, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried...
"A 55-year-old British man whose bowel was ruptured in a nearly catastrophic traffic accident has been fitted with a bionic sphincter that opens and closes with a remote controller. Ged Galvin had originally endured 13 surgeries in a 13-week hospital stay and had grown frustrated with using a colostomy bag until surgeon Norman Williams of the Royal London Hospital proposed the imaginative operation. Dr. Williams, who was interviewed along with Galvin for a November feature in London's Daily Mail, wrapped a muscle transplanted from Galvin's leg around the sphincter and attached electrodes to tighten or loosen the muscle's grip."
I mean... who wouldn't want to have a remote-controlled bionic sphincter???
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'99 head swap, JR header, TDR intake & header blanket, MegaSquirt, RB hollow bar, Tein Flex, 15x8 6ULs, HD M2 Sport, FM cat, Borla cat-back, black '95M interior, MOMO Zebrano, IL Motorsport console...
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8/16/08 (bone stock): 103.1 hp/99.0 lb-ft - Dynojet
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8/13/11 (more stuff...): 126 hp/116 lb-ft - Mustang dyno
Roger Moore: the Danny White of James Bonds
Now how to use it to get out of a ticket...
and the first store you go to never has the right batteries.
Stripe Das Sape
We are leading the world to democracy by example.
The remote control to my mom's garage door opener would go off everytime the local police would use a certain frequency. That might be a problem with a remote sphincter.
That is one remote control you do NOT want to lose!
And don't set it down next to your TV remote during your next party...
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Don't look...there's nothing down here for you!
Imagine having to sync a bluetooth device with you a$$ hole and get it confused with the ear bud.
Hmm what is decent? Are we talking about your decent or my decent? I'm just curious because I don't want to offend anyone else's decent...