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    Swiped this from another Forum made me giggle!

    FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

    BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

    ROFL. CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing. And Can't Get Up

    DWI: Driving While Incontinent

    LOL: Living On Lipitor

    OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!

    OMG: Ouch, My Groin!

    IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

    WTF: What's Today's Fish?

    WTF: Wet The Furniture

    IMHMO: In My HMO.

    RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

    BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

    GTG: Gotta Groan

    TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)

    FWB: Friend With Betablockers

    FYI: For Your Indigestion.

    JK: Just Kvetching

    TTYL: Talk To You Louder

    MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget

    LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

    LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

    MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor

    SUS: Speak Up, Sonny

    WIWYA: When I Was Your Age (my favorite)

    GOML: Get Off My Lawn

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    Very good! LOL'd on a few of them.
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    I think you got them all correct

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