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    Default Why I hate Porsche owners

    Finally made it home from Chicago about 1 this morning. When I get to the office this morning the parking lot is full. And then there's this guy:



    What a douchebag.
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    Do you guys have any of the mining equipment on site? If so, test it on the soft top. That should get the point across.
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    Not all Porsche owners are such DBs, I bet this guy's got a "tiptronic". If you're good with your side mirrors you could've backed it in on his passenger side with millimeters to spare.

    I'm muy interested in the story behind the Renault...

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    You could always teach the guy a lesson...

    Um, probably NSFW...

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    Quote Originally Posted by redmenace View Post
    I'm muy interested in the story behind the Renault...
    I think it belongs to one of our field service sepcialists who handles part of Latin America. It has Mexican plates on it.
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    I was just about to ask about the Renault. I rented one of those in Ireland, and it was suprisingly fun.

    I love finding people parked like that when i'm in my pickup...
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    I don't understand why people do that. The risk of getting keyed or doorhandle loogied seems to outweigh the benefit of a lower chance of door dings.
    Oh, well I've got two sevens, and two sevens beats a frush.

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    That is not a hardcore Porsche owner!

    A hardcore Porsche owner would have taken up a couple of Handicapped spots not just regular people spots!





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    Quote Originally Posted by POS Racing View Post
    That is not a hardcore Porsche owner!

    A hardcore Porsche owner would have taken up a couple of Handicapped spots not just regular people spots!




    Heheheh

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    One of THESE right across his driver's window would do the trick....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave04 View Post
    One of right across his driver's window would do the trick....
    Fixed.

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    Hello Iain, whats happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up.

    ...and across the line.

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    I would have squeezed my old nissan pickup next to him.
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    Never piss-off the unknow guy at work he may be your new VP, but yea he's a tool.
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