It's so hot...

[black roadster]

It's hotter than a goat's butt in a pepper patch.

It's hotter than a stolen tamale.

I haven't seen the Heat this bad since the NBA finals.

[jeepinbanditrider]

It's hotter than two rats fuckin' in a wool sock.

[onething]

I swatted a mosquito that was carrying a canteen yesterday

[Mr. Miatie]

Its so hot, changing the oil on a hot car is almost refreshing as it run down your arm.

Microwave popcorn "will" pop in your car.

Even you neighbors ugly wife is hot.

[sammm]

June 1st:

Just moved to Texas!
Now this is a state that knows how to live!!
Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.
What a place!
It is beautiful.
I've finally found my home.
I love it here.

June 14th:
Really heating up.
Got to 100 degrees today. Not a problem.
Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air- conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this.
I'm turning into a sun worshipper.

June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today.
Lots of cactus and rocks.
What a breeze to maintain.
No more mowing the lawn for me.
Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

July 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week.
How do people get used to this kind of heat?
At least it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking
longer than I expected.

July 15th:
Fell asleep by the community pool.
Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.
Missed 3 days of work.
What a dumb thing to do.
I learned my lesson though.
Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

July 20th:
I missed my cat, Lomita, sneaking into the car when I left this morning.
By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died and swollen up to
the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon.
The car now smells like Kibbles and Shits.
I learned my lesson though.
No more pets in this heat.
Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes again..

July 25th:
The wind sucks.
It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!
And it's hot as hell.
The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC repairman charged $200
just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

July 30th:
Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now.
$225,000 house and I can't even go inside.
Lomita is the lucky one.
Why did I ever come here?

August 1st:
It's 105 degrees.
Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today.
It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85.
I hate this stupid state.

August 3rd:
If another wise guy cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?'
I'm going to strangle him...Damn heat.
By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are
soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!

August 5th:
Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, When I sat on the seats
in the car, I thought my butt was on fire.
My skin melted to the seat.
I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and butt.
Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried butt and baked cat.

Aug 6th:
The weather report might as well be a damn recording.
Hot and sunny...Hot and sunny...Hot and sunny...
And the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.
Doesn't it ever rain in this damn state?
Water rationing has been on the last six weeks.
My $1,700 worth of cactus might just dry up and blow over.
Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.

August 8th:
Welcome to HELL!
Temperature got to 110 today. Cactus are dead.
Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car.
The installer came to fix it and guess what he asked me???
"Hot enough for you today?"

August 10th
My sister had to spend $1,500 to bail me out of jail.
Freaking Texas...
What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??
Will write later to let you know how the trial goes...

Author Unknown ~

[MiataMike]

So how did the trial go

[Hard Drivin Johnny]

that's as good as the southerner moves up north one

[onething]

It looks like Halloween

Tonight Clear Lo 83 °F

Saturday Hot Hi 106 °F

Saturday Night Mostly Clear Lo 83 °F

Sunday Hot Hi 104 °F

Sunday Night Mostly Clear Lo 82 °F

Monday Hot Hi 103 °F

Monday Night Mostly Clear Lo 82 °F

Tuesday Hot Hi 105 °F

Tuesday Night

http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick...ield2=-97.1275

[MadMonkey]

I'm living in Yuma right now. It was 108ish today, but after living in Austin humidity it felt like 90.