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    My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "no it doesn't."
    On the track, I am fearless.
    If you were as slow as me, you wouldn't be afraid either.

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    A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin.
    She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit and, as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar she asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

    The bar went silent as patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, “Give the ballerina a drink!”

    The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.

    She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”

    Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, “Give the ballerina another drink!”

    The bartender approached the little drunk and said, “Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?”

    The drunk replied, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!”
    On the track, I am fearless.
    If you were as slow as me, you wouldn't be afraid either.

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    "If you want it to rain, just wash your car."
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    This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.


    On the track, I am fearless.
    If you were as slow as me, you wouldn't be afraid either.

    1994 M Edition
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    MX-5 to the Rescue: http://jalopnik.com/here-are-the-awf...you-1795654319

    MX-5 To The Rescue (MPA)

    A blessing in disguise, perhaps



    2013. A 2006 MX-5 Grand Touring.


    A few months earlier, I’d bought a new Honda Fit with the idea of saving $ for a house with my then GF.


    After 4 months of that slow car, that even with my foot to the floor driving style, still got 34mpg, I traded it in on the ‘06 MX-5 GT.


    My girlfriend lost her shit because buying a 2 seater meant my priorities were “all fucked up” because she had kids. Meanwhile when I had the Fit, we never took my car if her kids were coming along.


    It ruined the relationship, and after that I got rid of the car because it borought nothing but bad thoughts/memories.


    Looking back, buying that MX-5 was the best thing I ever did - I dodged a huge fucking bullet, and ended up much happier in the end, meeting my wife 6 months after the MX-5 saved me from unhappiness :)
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    Today, everyone is a winner. The mugger received a 9mm participation trophy delivered at 1300 fps.
    On the track, I am fearless.
    If you were as slow as me, you wouldn't be afraid either.

    1994 M Edition
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