My mind may be twisted by Jeff Lynne, but I'll throw in some input...
1. For temperate times, Keller's is the shit - what Jerome said...
2. Bad things? - Meow, meow, and meow
2a. Way back in the day, I drove to Fort Woof with impunity just to join some Westies and partake in Angelo's BBQ and their Supernaturally Ice Cold Beer... WTF happened to those cats?
2b. Again, way back in the day, I arranged a Wed Nite GTG at Willhoite's in Grapevine... and it was a smash hit!
So, c'mon, Westies... I think we'd flock to your side of town for a meet. Maybe not on a Wed Nite...
However, I'd gladly join you cats after an auto-x on a weekend when you go to lunch at Luby's...