A Man received the following text from his neighbor:

[wrx74]

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

Bob, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.


A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn spell check ;;. I meant "wifi," not "wife."

[POS Racing]

LOL!!

[Nexus Flux]

[Treibenschnell]

Still a win-win, frankly.

[S2K_MoZo]

Cheaper to keel her?

[driftdevil]

Lol!