Majik Sues
Somewhere deep in the South, Majik called an attorney and asked, "Is it true that people are suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"
"Yes, Majik, that is true.", said the Attorney.
"And that people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries...is that true, Mister Lawyer?"
"Sure is Majik, but why do you ask?", said the Attorney.
"Cause I was thinkin'...maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've been waking up with!"
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Ouch, the funny thing is it is true, (just dont tell SHelby...)
Let's just hope she doesn't read these boards!!Originally Posted by Majik
...just dont tell SHelby...
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