I'll have you know I am a very proficient water skier and I never have a problem finding the lake!Originally Posted by POS Racing
Titus's Year in Review:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of Californiais "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
I'll have you know I am a very proficient water skier and I never have a problem finding the lake!Originally Posted by POS Racing
Face first?Originally Posted by Titus
Daily Driver: 2013 Club edition in Pearl White Mica
Lightness? What's that? I drive a PRHT!
You forgot to add "NO SHOW" most of the time...I think he might be a shut in!
Highlight Silver & Tan 99 "With a Style Bar"
http://www.cardomain.com/id/riverracer
Member AARP & Meals on Wheels.....
Everything else just "Depends"........
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Originally Posted by Titus
Highlight Silver & Tan 99 "With a Style Bar"
http://www.cardomain.com/id/riverracer
Member AARP & Meals on Wheels.....
Everything else just "Depends"........
ok who has a boat? i havent been in years!
oh crap, lets wait till spring
Sorry... mine is in California... I visit it each summer.Originally Posted by BAM!
Originally Posted by Titus
Hey altiain did your excuse generator ever come up with that one?
Did I ever tell y'all I am a rocket surgeon when I go to Area 51? That's me on the left...