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Thread: Titus's Year in Review:

  1. 11-29-2005, 09:43 AM #1
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    Talking Titus's Year in Review:

    Titus's Year in Review:

    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

    March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

    April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

    May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

    August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

    September - The capital of Californiais "C".....isn't it???

    October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

    November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

    December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!


    What a year!!

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  2. 11-29-2005, 09:49 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by POS Racing
    Titus's Year in Review:

    January - Blah Blah Blah
    February - Blah Blah Blah
    March - Blah Blah Blah
    April - Blah Blah Blah
    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
    July - Blah Blah Blah
    August - Blah Blah Blah
    September - Blah Blah Blah
    October - Blah Blah Blah
    November - Blah Blah Blah
    December - Blah Blah Blah
    I'll have you know I am a very proficient water skier and I never have a problem finding the lake!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus
    I'll have you know I am a very proficient water skier and I never have a problem finding the lake!
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  4. 11-29-2005, 11:27 AM #4
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    You forgot to add "NO SHOW" most of the time...I think he might be a shut in!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus
    I'll have you know I am a very proficient water skier
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    Everything else just "Depends"........
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  6. 11-30-2005, 05:30 PM #6
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    ok who has a boat? i havent been in years!





    oh crap, lets wait till spring
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  7. 11-30-2005, 07:21 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by BAM!
    ok who has a boat? i havent been in years!
    Sorry... mine is in California... I visit it each summer.
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  8. 11-30-2005, 09:19 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus
    Sorry... mine is in California... I visit it each summer.

    Hey altiain did your excuse generator ever come up with that one?

    Did I ever tell y'all I am a rocket surgeon when I go to Area 51? That's me on the left...
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