You got me beat, but I'm interested in hearing the "half a boat" story...
Let's see... here's what I've had (from 16 to 31):
'82 Saab 900 - day-old crap brown, and broke down more than any other car I've owned. Hated this car, and was glad to be rid of it.
'85 Nissan 200sx - blue, last of the rwd ones. Loved this car.
'85 Volkswagen Quantum GL-5 - gold, inline 5-cylinder. Not a bad car, but all four power window regulators died during the two year I owned it. I hear VW still can't make a good power window 20 years later...
'85 Mazda 626 Touring Sedan - maroon with maroon interior - gotta love the '80s! Loved the 4-door hatchback sedan concept, along with the motorized oscillating center vents.
'88 Mazda RX7 GXL - gray with maroon leather. Great car, never gave me a lick of trouble. Started my love affair with rotaries.
'95 Honda Civic DX Coupe - gray with gray interior. First new car I ever bought, and was as stripped as they come - it had manual everything (including steering) and no radio when I drove it home. Bought a jet ski after having this car for a year, and got tired of submerging half of it to get the ski in the water, so I traded it on a...
'96 Toyota Tacoma Extended Cab - black, 4x4, V6, all the bells and whistles. I loved this truck, and towed many a Jeep out of the mud with it. Sold it shortly after getting married and selling the jet ski.
'98 Honda Prelude - green, first car I ever autocrossed, and first car I ever tok on the open track. Only automatic I ever owned, and although the Sportshift wasn't bad as automatics go, I still missed having a manual.
'95 Honda Civic LX Sedan - black. My wife bought this car new while we were dating, and when we "inherited" a Camry she passed this along to me to use as a daily driver. Great beater, wish we hadn't traded it in towards her Accord last year, or I'd still be using it as a beater.
'93 Mazda RX7 twin-turbo - Black. Since I had the Civic as a daily driver, I didn't need a reliable track car anymore, and sold the Prelude. I bought this car, and learned the meaning of the word unreliable. I could have leased a Z06 for a year for what I put into this car in repairs over the 9 months I owned it. Great car... when it ran. Scary expensive when it didn't.
'99 Mazda Miata Sport - Green. When I finally wised up and cut my losses on the RX7, I bought this car. It's been a great - and reliable - track/autocross car and has also served me as a daily driver since we sold the Civic.
That's it for me.