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    Default Parking lot rules.

    New Parking Rules (Not to be taken seriously!)

    Rule #1 - When waiting for a parking spot, stop in the
    middle of the road, don't signal, and orient your car
    diagonally to prevent others from passing.

    Rule #2 - Always park on the lines, taking up as many spots
    as possible. Diagonal parking is preferred.

    Rule #3 - In a crowded parking lot, if you find a spot and
    have the opportunity to pull through to an adjacent one,
    drive up half way and stop on the line, taking both.

    Rule #4 - As you pull into a spot, if you see that the space
    ahead of you is empty and you see another driver signaling
    to take it, pull though and take it from him.

    Rule #5 - Always park close enough to the adjacent car so
    that the other driver must grease up with Vaseline to
    squeeze into his/her car.

    Rule #6 - When getting out of your car, hit the adjacent
    vehicle with your door really hard.

    Rule #7 - When driving through the parking lot, ignore the
    painted lanes and drive diagonally from one end to another
    at a high rate of speed.

    Rule #8 - Empty your ashtrays on the ground in shopping
    center parking lots. While your at it, dump out all the
    garbage, too, including that Wendy's or McDonald's bag
    sitting in the back seat from breakfast. Go ahead and
    throw that dirty diper out too.

    Rule #9 - When a vehicle from the opposite direction is
    signaling and waiting for a parking space, position your
    car so that you are in his way and let the car behind you
    take it.

    Rule #10 - If you don't see a speed limit signposted in
    the malls parking lot, there isn't any!
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