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    You thought I was kidding, didn't you?

    TOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby's placenta.

    Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".

    The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.

    He has claimed the baby, due any day, will be delivered in total silence.

    The Top Gun star also insisted he "sensed" fiancŽe Katie was pregnant before she told him.

    And he has blurted out details of the couple's sex life, saying: "It's spectacular."

    The actor, who recently also claimed he has the power to cure drug addicts, has even been carrying out his own medical scans on the foetus after buying himself an ultrasound machine.

    Silent birth is one of the rules of the cult of Scientology, which Cruise is devoted to.

    The cult - founded by the late sci-fi writer L Ron Hubbard - claims that 75 million years ago aliens came to earth and their spirits now infest our bodies.

    Cruise told GQ magazine Hubbard had discovered making a noise had a "negative spiritual effect" on someone giving birth. He insisted that 27-year-old Katie would be allowed to scream, adding cryptically: "It is really about respecting the woman. It's not about her screaming.

    "And scientifically it is proven. Now there are medical research papers that say when a woman's giving birth everyone should be quiet."

    I'll never see Top Gun the same way again.

    S.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
    Source?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
    I'm guessing as much...

    But really though, what's the source?
    Now seriously... you had to ask what the source was? It seems so obvious.
    Maybe 4 wheels aren't so bad after all... wickett.org
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadMerv
    EWWWWWW!!!!!!
    +1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
    I'm guessing as much...

    But really though, what's the source?
    Does this really sound like something Tom Cruise wouldn't do?





    The prosecution rests.

    S.

    PS: Here's the rest of the story. But jeez, it shows you how far the guy has fallen that people have to wonder whether he's joking!
    Last edited by srivendel; 04-18-2006 at 12:08 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
    The only good thing coming from The Sun is Page 3.
    Not gonna link (Don't click this if you're at work and your cow-orkers will get bent over seeing some clothing-challenged women) that for the other children?
    Last edited by tailchaser; 04-18-2006 at 01:46 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailchaser
    Not gonna link that for the other children?
    FYI - That link may be considered by some "Not Work Safe"!

    Thank you please drive thru!

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    Quote Originally Posted by POS Racing
    FYI - That link may be considered by some "Not Work Safe"!

    Thank you please drive thru!
    Certainly wouldn't wanna see it live & in concert at my office...
    Maybe 4 wheels aren't so bad after all... wickett.org
    It only goes to show when people can no longer discriminate on the grounds of race, religion, or sexual orientation, they can improvise and still find someone to hate. - Dave Moulton

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    Quote Originally Posted by srivendel
    Does this really sound like something Tom Cruise wouldn't do?
    In my line of work, I don't put anything past anyone...

    I just wanted the source. Hell, I'm not gonna defend the guy (although I would like to tickle his wife - well, before he fouled her up.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
    although I would like to tickle his wife
    2 Points for the name of her page 3 worthy movie.

    Bonus point for the movie that talks about her appearance in the above movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titus
    2 Points for the name of her page 3 worthy movie.

    Bonus point for the movie that talks about her appearance in the above movie.

    Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Treibenschnell
    Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.
    K.. you got the bonus point... but what about the actual movie?

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    Dude... has anyone actually watched that movie.... The Gift
    Maybe 4 wheels aren't so bad after all... wickett.org
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailchaser
    Dude... has anyone actually watched that movie.... The Gift
    Watched it with the wife when it came out on DVD.


    Scene: Mr. and Mrs Titus and Blockbuster

    Mr Titus: Ohh look hunny... this movie has the girl from that Creek show you like. Wanna get this?

    Mrs Titus: Ohh you don't want to watch that just for me, do you?

    Mr Titus: Well why don't you get this one and I will pick the second one? Fair?

    Mrs Titus: Sounds fair to me.


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