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  1. 01-23-2005, 05:26 PM #21
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    If you feel your brown eye burn, ripping into the last turn, diarrhea, diarrhea...
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    As you're speeding past the cop and your pants begin to drop, diarrhea, diarrhea...
    ...and across the line.

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    When you reach to change the gear, and something oozes out your rear... diarrhea, diarrhea!

    When you mash down on the gas, and something dribbles out your ass... diarrhea, diarrhea!

    If you can hear the siren wail, but there's a burning in your tail... diarrhea, diarrhea!
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    When you're finishing up your heat and you leave something in the seat...Diarrhea Diarrhea
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    ...and I was eating my lunch I think I'm going to throw up!
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  6. 01-25-2005, 11:50 AM #26
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    Maybe we should put the NSFL (not safe for lunch) tag on this thread...
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    This thread has been brought to you by...




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  8. 01-25-2005, 12:04 PM #28
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    I guess we really should mention this...

    Persistent diarrhea may signal disease... Duh...
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  9. 01-26-2005, 07:58 AM #29
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    Default Re: Public Service Announcement

    Quote Originally Posted by tailchaser
    I guess we really should mention this...

    Persistent diarrhea may signal disease... Duh...
    Glad to see you're finally covering your ass!
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