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New Lexus
A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day
complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch
this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!"
he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
The woman! drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she
said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car,
but she swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled....... and...
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks.
Needs more funny????
LOL that's a good one sammm....my dad will get a kick out of that one.
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My grandpa always used to tell jokes but forget or screw up the punch line. Sammm isn't *THAT* old is he???Originally Posted by Majik
My grandpa always used to tell jokes but forget or screw up the punch line. Sammm isn't *THAT* old is he???
I'm not as young as you sonny, but I do know how to cut & paste! :P
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